First half. Second half. Then the one that matters.

Third Half

Where the match gets settled.

FPL battles, weekly roasts, and career receipts โ€” every jab backed by a real number.

No FPL login. Ever. Just manager IDs โ€” nobody can touch your team.

Pick your poison.

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Squad Wars

Your four vs their four. Any sizes, any gameweeks, any stakes โ€” dinner, drinks, eternal shame. Live scoreboard, weekly recaps, settlement countdown. Handicaps for the brave, rematches for the bitter.

Loser pays. We keep the receipts.
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League Roasts

Point us at your mini-league and every Tuesday your group chat gets Manager of the Week, Dunce of the Week, and movers โ€” with the exact numbers that convict them.

Auto-posts to Discord. One tap to WhatsApp.
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Careers & Rivalries

Badges earned, not given โ€” Top 10k Finisher to Bench Hoarder. Call out a rival for the all-time head-to-head: who's finished above whom, every season on record. Plus your end-of-season Wrapped.

โ€œ5 seasons above youโ€ โ€” now shareable.

Your career, on the house.

Profile, badges, rivalries, Wrapped โ€” free forever, no sign-up. Type your ID, see your record. Then send it to whoever needs humbling.

Find it on the FPL site: open Points, and the number in the URL after /entry/ is your ID โ€” fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1234567/event/โ€ฆ

The tab.

THIRD HALF โ€” YOUR TAB
Scoreboards, profiles, rivalries, WrappedFREE
Battle Season Pass โ€” every battle you create, all season, up to 10 players each$9.99
Season Pass Unlimited โ€” any battle size, office wars welcome$14.99
League Premium โ€” one mini-league, AI roasts every week, everyone covered$12

One payment. No subscriptions. No chasing your mates for their share.