The Regulars lead by 31
| # | Manager | Squad | Range total |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 👑 Milovan Third Half FC | Regulars | 221 |
| 2 | Ruza Ruza's Rockets | Regulars | 204 |
| 3 | Fiste Fiste's Fury | Regulars | 189 |
| 4 | Cembi Cembi's Casuals | Regulars | 177 |
| 5 | Fikus FC Fikus | Pretenders | 186 |
| 6 | Sima Sima Says | Pretenders | 181 |
| 7 | Mica Kafana United | Pretenders | 173 |
| 8 | Grade Grade Expectations | Pretenders | 167 |
The Regulars 738 — 707 The Pretenders, and the gap just hit 31 — the widest of the war. The Pretenders opened this battle talking about a “changing of the guard.” Three rounds in, the only thing changing is whose card comes out at dinner.
Milovan — 74 points this week, 221 across the war, top of all eight managers, which surprised precisely nobody. Differential captain, two double-digit defenders, nothing on the bench. Some men play FPL; some men simply are FPL.
Grade — 41 points this week and 167 for the war, below his squad's average in all three rounds. The Pretenders are effectively playing 3v4 and paying full price for the privilege. Seatbelt fastened, contribution pending.
Two gameweeks remain. A 31-point gap has been erased before — but not by a squad whose Passenger is on a three-week streak. Projection: reservation for eight, Regulars order the wine list.
| # | Manager | GW | Total | Move |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 👑 Milovan Third Half FC | 74 | 1,438 | — |
| 2 | Ruza Ruza's Rockets | 71 | 1,396 | ↑1 |
| 3 | Fiste Fiste's Fury | 62 | 1,384 | ↓1 |
| 4 | Cembi Cembi's Casuals | 66 | 1,351 | — |
| 5 | Fikus FC Fikus | 59 | 1,322 | — |
| 6 | Sima Sima Says | 55 | 1,309 | ↑1 |
| 7 | Mica Kafana United | 38 | 1,298 | ↓1 |
| 8 | Grade Grade Expectations | 41 | 1,251 | — |
8 managers, averaging 55 points — a quiet week by this league's standards. One manager broke 70 (guess who), two failed to reach 45, and the spread from top to bottom of the table now stands at a yawning 187 points.
Milovan — 74 points, extending the lead at the top to 42. He has led this league for as long as anyone can remember; at this point the rest of you aren't chasing him, you're preserving his highlights.
Mica — 38 points and a two-place drop, still explaining that captain pick to anyone who'll listen. Nobody is listening, Mica.
It isn't one. Milovan (1,438) leads Ruza (1,396) by 42, with Fiste, Cembi and Fikus scrapping over the podium behind them. Top 5: 1. Milovan · 2. Ruza · 3. Fiste · 4. Cembi · 5. Fikus.
⬆ Ruza climbs to #2 — best of the rest, the real trophy in this league. 🔥 Hot form: Ruza again, 201 across the last three. 🥶 Cold form: Mica, a miserable 118 over the same stretch.
The genuine contest this week. Fighting to avoid last: Sima (1,309) · Mica (1,298) · Grade (1,251). Grade is favourite for the spoon, and frankly has been training for it all season.
🎯 Mr Average: Cembi, dead-on the league median. 😤 Best of the Rest: Ruza. 🪂 Free Fall: Mica, down two. And the closing receipt — Grade's -8 hit for a defender who never left the bench. That's not bad luck, Grade. That's just who you are as a manager.
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